Mark groet 's morgens de dingen

Or, Mark greeting the things in the morning

The above is one of Paul van Ostaijen's poems, and is, in my opinion, one of his finest. I tried translating it to English so that my non-Dutch-speaking readers could appreciate it (Dutch-speaking readers will most likely already know it anyway), but it's almost impossible to properly translate it. In this poem, van Ostaijen invents a few words that aren't part of the Dutch language proper.

A good example is 'visserke-vis'. The first part, 'visserke', is (now) a dialect diminutive of 'visser', which translates to "fisherman" (though it is likely that in Van Ostaijen's days, 'visserke' wasn't considered to be a dialect word). The second part, 'vis', is just Dutch for 'fish'. A literal translation would thus be 'fishereman-fish' On the other hand, given the relative similarity of both words, it is conceivable that Van Ostaijen is just playing with the sound of those words here (he does that later in the poem, anyway), and as such, it's not entirely clear whether he's talking about a fish with a pipe and a had, or about a fisherman with a pipe and a hat. It could be both.

His use of the word 'Dag' adds to confusion. In Dutch, the word 'Dag' can be used as a greeting when seeing people for the first time in the morning, but it can also be used as a greeting when leaving people in the evening. Since this is used near the end of the poem, I translated it by using its second meaning; but it's also possible that Van Ostaijen is just playing with us.

Of that final line, I should add that the size of the letters is not my doing; Van Ostaijen's original version contained this. In fact, he is known for his expressionistic way of using letters, and some of his other poems go into extremes with that; his wikipedia entry has a nice example.

The final verse of the poem sounds pretty well, but defies all grammar. In proper grammar, the verse would read "Dag mijn klein visje". Van Ostaijen turns 'visje' into 'visselijn' so that it rhymes on 'mijn', and puts 'mijn' at the end. Whereas it's still possible to figure out a meaning of the first part of 'visserke-vis', this certainly isn't possible with 'visselijn'. It just isn't a word; all you can make of it is that he's talking about a fish. This certainly contradicts the idea that he was talking about a fisherman earlier.

All in all, "Mark groet 's morgens de dingen" is a very funny poem; it describes a man or a boy who does nothing else than say hello to objects when he gets up in the morning; and though it's necessary to explain the language if you don't speak Dutch to fully appreciate it, the idea that there's much more to be found behind the words is most likely wrong. This is just silly amusement.

Two kings and three queens

Now that King Albert has abdicated and Prince (now King) Philippe has taken the oath of office, Belgium has two Kings and three Queens; yes, Albert has abdicated, but in Belgian tradition he retains the title of King, and his spouse, Queen Paola, retains the title of Queen. The third Queen, Fabiola, is the widow of late King Baudouin.

As someone pointed out to me, that makes a full house. Does that make Philippe the King of Spades, or the King of Hearts?

Or perhaps it's neither, and it's the King of Diamonds

Crowdsourcing the search for prior art in software patents

On IRC, someone pointed out this blog post by Joel Spolsky, wherein he talks of 'Ask Patents', a Stack Exchange site set up after a change of law to allow the public to submit prior art for patent applications.

It's not a perfect solution. If the patent office can't find enough people willing to do this kind of boring search work while being paid for it, I'm not sure they'll find enough people willing to do this kind of boring search work in their free time. But it's certainly a step in the right direction.

Noise reduction

--- .forward-old	2013-07-25 09:33:39.302168001 +0200
+++ .forward	2013-07-25 09:35:26.362168000 +0200
@@ -669,6 +669,12 @@
 
   if $h_list-id: contains debian-devel
   then
+    if $h_subject: contains "systemd"
+    then
+      # bit bucket
+      logwrite "$tod_log $message_id systemd noise"
+      seen finish
+    endif
     save /mailstore/wouter/.debian.devel/
     logwrite "$tod_log $message_id devel ($h_subject:)"
     finish

Much better.