What does google tell me that I need?

Warning: silly meme follows.

(the idea: go to google, search for "<your name> needs", post the top (or "best") ones. Yes, yes, very silly)

Top ones:

• Wouter needs to have his brown star comforted with a chair leg. *shudder* Wouter needs to update his own policy and reform process. Wouter needs us, AND WE (...)
• Wouter needs to get his ass away from TWINE. (I'm not sure what TWINE is, but it doesn't sound good, indeed)
• Wouter needs to get a personalized plate for that.
• Wouter needs meppel. (whatever that may be)
• Wouter {NeEdS EnChAnTrEsS ShIt (sic)
• Meanwhile, Wouter needs stories and photos for the magazine, So let's get back To that before I start crying.
• since Wouter needs time to look things up, may I help you out on this one?
• Wouter needs to vent, I think, and the people here are big enough to take it.

Right.