The world according to spammers...

• Nobody can get it up anymore
• Everybody's horribly sick (and needs illegally acquired medicine)
• The world below the equator is full of dead filthy rich people who need their money transferred off some obscure account by someone above the equator
• The world above the equator is filled with filthy rich people who win the lottery every other day. Twice.
• ... and to fix that, luckily there're stock markets that work, with guaranteed interest rates of 20% or more.
• And last but not least: everyone has five pentabytes of diskspace.

Now if only.