Where's your beard?

People who know my hackergochi keep asking me where my beard went when they see me in real life. They did so at FOSDEM, and they did so at the Sarge Release Party last night. It's gone, okay?! When I keep a beard, I only do it because I'm too lazy to shave it off, anyway. Depending on the exact time, over the last two years you could have seen me without a beard, with a full beard, with a goatee, or with just a moustache. So don't be surprised if I don't look like my hackergochi anymore, please—I hardly ever do. And it's not because I "forget" to update it, either; I change this about every month.