The most important phrase

What's the most important phrase in any language?

  • Twee pintjes alstublieft
  • Dos cervezas por favor
  • Deux bières s'il vous plaît
  • Two beer please
  • Zwei bier bitte

Two, because you're supposed to be social. And if you're drinking alone after all, you can't get yourself drunk with only one beer (although two is likely not enough...)